It would seem that the few biographies that exist about me would have you believe that I’ve punched a moose, have always lived on an alpaca farm, and have this worldliness air about me. Needless to say, I didn’t write any of those bios. I can’t confirm or deny if any of those things are true. Well, I could, but I won’t.

Here is what I can tell you: I like fragments. Em-dashes are pretty cool. I write poetry. Shoes are like prisons for toes. Flannel is my fabric of choice. And I enjoy exploring everything I can.

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